The broccoli incident

So my wonderful girlfriend Barb thought she would be really clever and take a picture of Jacob holding broccoli. She then planned on telling me that he ate it at her house. Anyone who knows Jake's eating habits (doesn't like candy or cake or ice cream, let alone anything that resembles something of nutritional value) knows that Jake would never eat such a vile substance. Unfortunately Jacob didn't even want to hold the broccoli, so this is what she got.







As you can tell, it's not all bad times at Barb's - the man has a harem.